rule # "i don't know"

never talk or explain about the religion of laveyan satanism or theistic satanism with your fellow co workers or have them catch you looking up prices for the satanic bible on amazon. they will get weirded out and then you have to explain that you do not follow those practices nor worship satan, but you're just interested in all types of religion.

laveyan satanism does have some great points, but it's basically the philosophy of hedonism with the influence of nietzche and ayn rand.